It is Monday Morning and I do so like to begin the week with the Not Me Monday Meme hosted by MckMama at My Charming Kids.
I Did Not give up on “Earth Friendly” laundry detergents. I Did Not think they left my clothes smelling sort of funky, regardless of how much I used. I certainly Did Not notice my washing machine suddenly needed cleaning (which Did Not gross me out) and I was Not mortified when my smelling challenged DH began to question the cleanliness of our clothing. Please do not judge, I Did Not give it a year. I Did Not want this to work for us, no Not Me!
I Did Not eat an entire Amish cinnamon roll in one sitting. I Did Not photograph it (who photographs their food?) and I will Not be posting it on Wednesday. Not Me!
We Did Not eat pizza 3 nights in a row. I would Not allow such a thing as giving into my teens desires for something other then chicken breasts. I Did Not enjoy the nights of pizza, Not Me!
I Did Not order 25 pounds ( you Did Not read that correctly). Who would order so much coffee? Most definitely Not Me!
I Did Not order more yarn. I said I would Not order more yarn. I Do Not have a problem. I Do Not love alpaca and I am not checking the blog for when the pattern for Seneca is available, Definitely Not Me!
Finally I Did Not have a wonderful weekend. I Did Not enjoy spending a very long weekend with my husband and sons. We Did Not have any plans. The weekend was not wonderful. Definitely Not Me!